Sunday, October 17, 2010

Rajinikanth gets geeky

After getting all the stupid Chuck Norris repeats on Rajanikanth, here are some for the mentally disabled ones like me:

Rk can take a system's states into its uncontrollable subspace.
Rk can solve Traveling salesman problem in Polynomial time.
Rk has a proof for Fermat's Last Theorem which will fit within the 'margin'.
Rk was called The Little boy and Fat man in 1945.
Rk is the primitive element of all possible finite fields.
Rk = 42.
Rk knows the number of real numbers between 0 and 1.
Rk has a Lyapunov (Energy) function for every nonlinear system.
Rk can represent pi as p/q where p and q are integers.
Rk's system will be stable even with poles on the RHP.
Rk can design a positive feedback system with noise suppression.
Rk can factorize any irreducible polynomial.
Rk can count till infinity in a Finite Series.
All problems Rk solved and published are P, those he didn't publish are NP.
Rk proved 'three colour' theorem.
Rk knows the TOE.
Rk has a nuclear fusion reactor inside to power himself.