Control Engineer's Party

Similar to the lines of this Physicist's party: http://www.physlink.com/fun/physicsparty.cfm
As with the Physics jokes, the audience need some knowledge of what contribution that these great people made to the field of control engineering.

- Kalman was confused if the drink was controllable or observable or both ?
- Black was collecting feedback about the party and found it to be negative.
- Routh and Hurwitz were counting the number of poles (those from Poland) in the right half of the party hall.
- Minorsky was intent to make his body move directionally stable towards the bartender.
- Bode was estimating the margin between him and the girl next to him.
- Evans was concerned whether the locus of roots he ate was from the left half of his plate.
- Zadeh was feeling that everything around looked fuzzy.
- Ziegler and Nichlos were busy tuning the PID (Prospect of Identifying the Dish).
- Vidyasagar was curious if the Bartender had a real arm or a robotic arm.
- Wiener was arguing that if waiters serving drinks proves cybernetics.
- Lyapunov was trying to find an energy function for the stability of ice cream till he finished the other items.


Need to keep adding more and more with other control contributors ...